8AM! Who calls someone at 8AM?
On being asked about marriage to Mr D one year on, Mrs D declined to comment.
Can I make it to the bar in one go? And more importantly will they serve me wearing this shirt?
Success! Now how to I get back?
He's got a camera and he's not afraid to use it!
Go west they said, and look where it got me!
Now you said you last had the keys where?
Right, now which way does the pointy bit go?
Now let's see, mirror, signal, manouver, no that's not right....er!
I've got the hang of this aiming thing, now which bit makes it go?
This hands free kit isn't exactly what the salesmen lead me to believe.